My Malaysian Dad.

Have you ever read this book with the title

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern ?
I have to say it is a really nice book to read,
Justin's dad really do say a lot of shit, 
BUT
good shit 
wisdom shit
which actually make sense.

Well, I'm not trying to compare dads, don't get me wrong. 
My dad does take good care of me and he will always try to give me what he thinks the best.

My dad's great. I know.

Yeah and he says a lot of shit.
When I say shit, it means shit.
Real Shit.

Shit like, ohh do you know the sun rises in the east, sets in the west?

Dad,
Wow? Really?
Also,
The sun does not move,
The earth rotates!!


P/s: anyway I still love my dad.

Rule No 1: Mommy is Always right.

Did I ever tell you this rule in my family?

Yeah. This rule.

Rule No 1:

MOMMY IS ALWAYS RIGHT

If mommy is wrong refer to rule no.1
end of story.

You cannot argue,

You cannot speak,

You cannot debate.

Whenever she tells you to do something,

you follow, 

you listen, 

you do what she wants you to do.

So, my to-do-list will always be:

1. Do what mom says.

Since daddy will also listens to mommy most of the time,

Hence, in the end, my to-do list will become:

1. Do what daddy and mommy say.

and you know what?

I'm fucking 22 this year.

and Taylor Swift sings, 
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty-two 

Well, 22 doesn't really sound good to me.

I am never a good writer, never.

I don't know why, but I have decided to write again.

Probably because I need a distraction, just to clear my mind.

I have to admit that I must have changed a lot, when I say a lot,

It's really A LOT.

from a social phobia aka anti-social freak to a socially hyperactive chatterbox. 

OK, Maybe not, I am just over-exaggerating stuff but that transition was not easy.

Wait a minute, 

it seems to be a little off topic, sorry there are too many things in my mind.

Just-so-you-know or if-you-have-realized

I had deleted all my previous posts here, and yes, you may ask, 

why not getting a new blog instead?

Good question! My answer will be ohh, I have decided not to, 

as an economist to-be, 

but my friend would correct it as an economist wannabe,

I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT.

Just because you are sick of your old stuff, abandone it and getting a new one doesn't really seems right. Yeah, someone else might need the stupid domain name:

Iamnobody-whoareu.blogspot.com

LAME.

Really, lame.

I was once young and naive, thinking that it would be a really cool blog address.

I am Nobody - Wow that's emo and badass.

NAH. NOT TURE.

It is actually a poem written by Emily Dickinson. So don't get me wrong.

GOD DAMIT, I'm off topic again.

Ok, here it goes, I started writing so that my English will not deteriorate.

See, what the hell am I trying to say in the first place,

I'm easily distracted.

TeeHee.

xoxo

P/s. I'm getting a Tumblr!