Rule No 1: Mommy is Always right.

Did I ever tell you this rule in my family?

Yeah. This rule.

Rule No 1:

MOMMY IS ALWAYS RIGHT

If mommy is wrong refer to rule no.1
end of story.

You cannot argue,

You cannot speak,

You cannot debate.

Whenever she tells you to do something,

you follow, 

you listen, 

you do what she wants you to do.

So, my to-do-list will always be:

1. Do what mom says.

Since daddy will also listens to mommy most of the time,

Hence, in the end, my to-do list will become:

1. Do what daddy and mommy say.

and you know what?

I'm fucking 22 this year.

and Taylor Swift sings, 
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty-two 

Well, 22 doesn't really sound good to me.